Some cities
really speak to me, they emanate a heightened sense of living - they have
energy, a rhythm and real soul. London
is one of those cities, I get a rush from the intensity, and the diversity
round every corner. Buenos Aires
is another. Its Latino flavour, tango in the streets and beautiful boulevards
made it my favourite South American city hands down. Kuala
Lumpur and Hong Kong unfortunately
aren’t in the same league. It’s not them, it’s me. The connection just wasn’t
there.
Nevertheless
we had a brilliant time shopping and, well, more shopping in KL and catching up
with an old friend and enjoying the amazing skyline of HK. Here’s a short blog
about what do to with a few days in each city.
Kuala Lumper
Indeed the only stressful thing about Kuala Lumper was getting there. I've put it in a timeline to really bring it home..
13:00 Check out of Big Blue and have a day hanging round Koh Tao.
19:00 Arrive at tourist agent to get free shuttle to night boat. Chatty
young English girl is waiting also.
20:00 Free shuttle is the open back of a pickup truck that screams through Koh Tao’s hilly roads at alarming speed. Arrive to boat alive. Phew.
20:30 Boat departs. Steerage consists of rows of mattresses on the ground that might as well be made of concrete. They are about 30cm wide. Gap year British girl is getting bit annoying “The aboriginals have ruined
04:30 Arrive in Surat Thani port after zero sleep. Left to wait on the side of the road for 1.5hours for a shuttle bus. Toast that is as dry as the plains of hell is available for a bargain 20 baht.
06:00 Shuttle finally arrives and we drive off towards the border in the usual zero legroom discomfort that is key to vehicle design in
10:45 Abandoned again at the side of the road in a shitty little town that I can’t remember the name of. Food is available - it’s unlikely it could taste as bad as it smells but I still give it a miss.
12:00 Thrown onto another shuttle bus.
13:00 Cross the border into
17:30
Arrive in Georgetown .
It looks pretty cool actually and the other travellers are getting off here.
But no such luck for us! It’s another uncomfortable side of the road wait,
watching the traffic.
18:45
Nearing on 24hours travelling now! The bus finally shows and amazingly it’s a
coach that is pretty comfortable. The traffic is pretty rubbish though.
20:00 This
bus is freezing! We are still hundreds of kilometres away, and feel hungry and
miserable.
22:45
Finally we arrive in downtown KL where we engage a taxi driver who negotiates a
hugely over inflated rate. We are just too tired to argue, but once we get to
his cab there is a sign that says “Metered taxi, do not bargain”. ARGH!!
23:00 This
driver is a lying motherf*cker because he clearly does not know where our
hostel is. He stops to take a piss and then just drives around slowly jabbering
in Malay. Thankfully I spot the road and we get to the hostel.
The sleepy
man who opens the door says he does not have our booking. OH MOTHER OF GOD WHEN
WILL THIS END?! He recommends a place down the road. Thankfully it is clean,
comfortable and has great AC. At nearly €30 it’s way out of budget, but at this
stage I’d sleep in under a bridge somewhere!
23:10
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ….
Waiting for the monorail |
It also has
malls. Lots of them.
The
flashiest one we visited was in the base of the Petronas towers, the iconic
twin peaks of KL. Built by the state owened oil giant, they are stunning and the bridge
between the two is a tourist hotspot, but we didn’t manage to make it there
early enough to enter.
KL tower is
another place to get a bird’s eye view of the city and enjoy the skyline and some
hidden wonders via some super powerful telescopes.
The final
interesting and much grittier part of town that we visited was Chinatown , where the market offered the opportunity for
some energetic haggling and cheap eats.
Flying into
HK was pretty special. Puffs of clouds parted to reveal the shimmery bay and
all the islands and their massive skyscrapers looking like a super city in
miniature.
We stayed
with Avril, an old friend of mine who very kindly gave up her bedroom for us
and treated us to the best meal we’d had in a long time!
On our
first night, we met a mildly crazy German guy and went to a few bars with him,
getting to grips with beer prices that rival Dublin . It was a Monday night and the streets
were hopping, it’s definitely a party city!
We strolled
around the downtown area, wandering among Chinese medicine shops and trendy
coffee joints. This was my first introduction into the weird shit that Chinese
people will pay a lot of money for. Namely, birds nests,
countless species of dried mushroom, grubs (or worms?) and the controversial
shark fins and other shark bits and bobs.
Downtown is
a curious jumble of old Chinese, modern Chinese, colonial British and
highflying corporate. Trams rumble down Des Voeux Road flanked by Range Rovers and
Audis and lauded over by the offices of banking giants. At the same time,
people are lighting incense coils and leaving offerings in smoky and ancient
temples. It’s a pretty cool mix!
We hopped
on a funicular up to the peak, a mountain on Hong Kong
island with a lookout area, and blessed with a clear day we were afforded a
brilliant panoramic of the city. The skyscrapers are somewhat mind boggling.
Because there’s so many of them it’s easy to forget the engineering and
architectural mastery that goes into each and every one.
The rather
unaffectionate pet name for Kowloon Bay (opposite the channel from HK island) is "the dark side", but I don’t know how anywhere
could compete with its dazzling neighbour! We hopped on the star ferry and wandered around Kowloon for a morning. It
holds some of the most densely populated areas on earth and the traffic and
pedestrian volumes were a little stressful to deal with.
Afterwards we took in the "Symphony of Lights" on the boardwalk in Kowloon. It's as naff as it sounds, we had been warned by Avril! And she was right, the voice over in best cheesy American accompanied a somewhat uninspiring flash of lasers coming from the buildings across the bay. No denying the amazing skyline lit up at night though!
Afterwards we took in the "Symphony of Lights" on the boardwalk in Kowloon. It's as naff as it sounds, we had been warned by Avril! And she was right, the voice over in best cheesy American accompanied a somewhat uninspiring flash of lasers coming from the buildings across the bay. No denying the amazing skyline lit up at night though!
And in a flash we were ready for mainland China. Bring it on!!